Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Heroes heroes everywhere

You know today I was annoyed briefly by the fact that the website for my internet banking didn't remember my password for me. Then I realised how stupid that would be. And oh yeah good news my blog has spellcheck now or maybe this mozilla fucken shit browser which you may notice doesn't improve my spelling but does succeed in annoying me.
Anyway heroes, national heroes, national treasures like hitler's father/leader = fuhrer combo I think hero and treasuer can be combined into the new rank of Howard. I mean for serious. let's invest australia has a lot of coal. Coal is a dirty fucken source of electricity and as far as quality goes, ours is shit, fucken brown coal. it aint been around the traps long enough to burn well.
But Johnny stands firm to protect the short term economic interests of a majority that is approaching death and irrelevancy at breakneck speed. Australian values is such bullshit. Honestly when you read about Blair actually making some economic sense out of climate change and the environment. Starting to take it seriously and Howard drags the same ball and chain he has since I was in fucken year 8 we have problems.
A big problem is that Australia doesn't seem to get criticised anywhere near as much as we deserve, and if we do it is news to me as the media doesn't seem to ever run the story.
It's all good news and biscuits when Colin Powell thanks our insignificant nation in a press statement carefully prepared so it isn't too obvious that Colin is trying to remember what our country looks like as he says it.
And that's not because he is dumb, but because he is smart. Australia is literally a hole in the ground you can dig shit out of and sell it to china. That's our fucking contribution to the world and we think we need recognition for it. We are a pack of winging farmers with delusions of granduer. And we are stuffing up our own planet then defiantly trying to make things worse rather than claim responsibility. Apparently farmers are shooting themselves with this drought. Steve 'Mr. Nothing' Bracks may actually be in trouble over the water crises. But where's it all coming from, our dogmatic protection of our coal industry.
Well fuck it. It's not sustainable nor is digging big holes anything to be particularly proud of. Our government is acting irresponsibly and if the world was just we would be getting economic sanctions against us instead of acting like our opinion counts in putting sanctions against north korea.
What's that Bush & Blair you need to hear where Australia stands on this?

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