Friday, February 13, 2009

My Muse is A Gone Bitch.

Fuck you Valentines couples. It feels good to say that. It always feels good to say 'fuck you' to anybody, even a small child whose birthday present you forgot to bring to the party.

Anyway, one interesting side effect of the single life is that I find it much easier to write, create and generally balance out the rest of my life.

At the moment I can't envision settling down until I'm ready to become a soft bellied turtle for some condesending bitch to coo on as I lie on my back waiting for the grave.

1 comment:

morley said...

For once I completely agree with you. I find I am a much better standup when I am single. In fact, I find I'm much more social in general. Why is this?