Damo = Lamo

Today is Damiens birthday, happy birthday Damo. Damo would be one of the most useful people in the world if he hadn't decided to pursue academic philosophy.
He is worthy of his own special day though a 'damian you've touched us just not where I like to be touched...no here you homophobe...that's right, there, yeah...yeah...yeah sweetness' day.
A mediator and debator, he can talk circles around anyone even remotely full of shit. He can make black white, but won't abuse his power because he is both pussy and extremely moral.
He would refuse to walk on grass to take a shortcut even when all the cool kids are doing it. He would tell our crappy catering company prospects that 'the food isn't normally that good'. He would run out of a room rather than see the sequal of a movie that he hadn't seen the prequal too. Even when I demanded he watch Evil Dead 2 for full enjoyment before ruining it by watching the tamer first one.
And after all is said and done, damo is real superficial with the ladies, or maybe just wholey unrealistic. He wants Jim Lehrer in Jessica Alba's body. That's all he wants, he wouldn't acceot Jim Lehrer in like Ashley Simpsons body either.
Yay to Damo, you superficial homophobic fuck.