Cute Hat B*#ch

I was trying to explain why I hated one of the master-chef contestants, a girl that to me is getting an agonizingly perplexing amount of love from the camera. Not the shaky 'Season 2's Julia' lady, but the other one the cameras are loving up.
Anyway, for some reason this analogy sprang to mind as if it is informative in some way. I find it sufficiently amusing and strangely profound:

'okay she's the kind of girl that on a night out with the girls rocks up and all her (female friends) comment "oh cute hat".'

I hat the cute hat girl, and I kind of hate her friends for reinforcing the lifestyle. Sorry if this is you. I don't quite understand why, but hate I do.