Sir Psycho Sexy

Very, very, rarely I will be hit by the urge to listen to Red Hot Chilli Peppers. 90's peppers, not 2000+ peppers who are still to produce a song worth a damn. Usually for reasons I can't put down on paper I listen to 'One Hot Minute' mostly, it's just a complete album experience I guess.

But yesterday bored of One Hot Minute yet not wanting to go back to my regular music staples yet I chose 'Blood Sugar Sex Magic' and skipped straight to 'Give It Away' because you get three decent tracks in a row.

It's been so long since I've listened to BSSM that I had since learnt what 'New Orleans' was and thus had a greater appreciation of 'Apache Rose Peacock' which has some great lyrics like "My eyes popped out, my dick got hard and I... dropped my jaw." which you just wouldn't hear in most lyrics these days.

But the real revelation was when 'Sir Psycho Sexy' came on. Specifically I forgot how great a lyricist Keadas could be until this memorable scenario:

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

When I was 16 lyrics like these could make me break out in a sweat. Yet even though I think in this modern age of easily accessable scat porn, felching and rainbow kisses, there are few mainstream acts that would have lyrics as graphic and obtuse as can be found in the now almost 2 decade old 'Sir Psycho Sexy'.

Anyway think on it pet.