Form Conversation With New Girlfriends

ME: Yeah I was talking to (x) yesterday and...

NG: Who's (x)?

ME: (x) we used to date a while back. Hope you don't mind me talking to them.

NG: No, communicate by all means. Why did you break up with them?

ME: Oh no, I got dumped. I always get dumped.

NG: And you still talk to them?

ME: Yeah, I've gotten good at getting dumped. You'll appreciate it one day.

NG: Well... I hope not.

ME: Sure you're not planning on it now, but really the excitement wears off. But you'll appreciate the occasional interlude.

NG: Oh...