Someone should make a Movie about my Blog.

In China, I was suprised sometimes by what could be accessed over the internet, including foreign news websites ranging from the obvious like msn newsfeeds to obscure but politically charged like crikey and so fourth.
What did I choose to read though? the onion.
There are some great articles but here are a few of note, notably amongst the noteworthy is the first one which reflects my attitude exactly in my egotistical head (who says I never turn a critical eye on myself, I worry about my genitals appearance just like everyone else)

If Someone Wanted To Publish My Blog Entries For Money, I Wouldn't Say No

Ad possibly the most brilliant article ever written about the film industry:

Sequel-Hungry Nation Demands Production of Click II

And some other amusing crap:

Area Man Has Sad Little Routine For When He Needs Cheering Up

Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book

Failure Now An Option