Standards

I'd rather have a vacant position than I mediocre person in the role.

I'd rather go home and masturbate than pick up someone hot but dull to talk to.

I'd rather go hungry till lunch, than eat a shitty homebrand cereal.

I'd rather watch DVDs than fill out a crowd at a party of someone I vaguely know.

I'd rather not see a movie than see an average one.

(with the exception of this blog) I'd rather tear up my own work, than do an mediocre job.

I'd rather not do a project at all than do a mediocre one on time.

I'd rather play basketball and be shit than turn up to work and score big points.

I'd rather tear out my own eardrums with a pen, than listen to Jax of syn fm's get cereal.