Bedtime Story

Okay so my brother tells me this story. I still cry tears of pure amusement when I hear it but others don't find it funny.

Paul T is 8 years old and scared of the dark. So for a fair stretch of time he hits his parents room where he sleeps at the foot of his parents bed. Not so unusual.
Anyway one night he overhears his mum say:

'It makes my feel so dirty, but I love sucking your cock'

Now who the fuck gets up to that shit with their kid at the foot of the bed. Way to go Mr & Mrs T.

Kid traumatised for life.